jt stumbler
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Who wants to come out?
by _Atlas inbeing watching some spiritual pornography lately?.
thinking about some spiritual fornication?.
booking a date with 'babylon the great harlot'?.
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Will DA'ing myself be better for my children's future?
by indoubt inbackground
i have been fading away, and considered fully "inactive" for over 2 years now.
my wife is still a very active jw, and she brings my 2 children (5 & 3) to the meetings and service on a regular basis.
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I empathize with your predicament. Putting myself in your shoes, I would feel that no matter what I did I would be the heavy. In doing my best to keep the family together, I would support my wife in her beliefs and answer any questions the kids will have honestly and openly.
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Honestly, I don't really care. But after what the Steelers did to my Broncos, I lean towards them. I just hopes its a good game either way. Are you having a super bowl party?
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The bus is going to roll all over the seaturkeys
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Coffee House
by I-CH-TH-U-S ini need a name for a coffee house.. target group -> under 30. requirements - .
appealing name with some type of biblical founding preferably.
we have some names such as: fusion and axis (or x-is).
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The New Jerusalum Coffee Emporium
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Grossed out...
by Tuesday in.
i just sat on a public toilet seat at my job and it was warm....wicked gross feeling.
any other things that gross you out?
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When I go to a resturaunt bathroom and somone has pissed all over the seat.
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Post A Random Thought - (Fluff Alert)
by jeanniebeanz in.
post whatever happened to "pop into your head" when you decided to open this thread.. j.
*i wonder if there are any more pepsi's in the fridge?
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Thinking about the troops
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Things that boost your ego?
by greendawn inwhat is it that boosts your ego and imroves your self image and sense of self worth?
the things that lift up your spirits away from feelings of being low and disheartened.
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To be told by the love of my life that I am her hero.
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TWO COWS
by jt stumbler inhope you like.
democratic
you have two cows.. your neighbor has none.. you feel guilty for being successful.. barbara streisand sings for you.
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Hope you like.
DEMOCRATIC You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.REPUBLICANISM You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?SOCIALIST You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.COMMUNIST You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.BELGIAN CORPORATION You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows.
They make real cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
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Self-intro, newbie questions
by Nara ini've been "cruising" the boards for two months now, and there appears to be a lot of very knowledgeable and "cool" individuals here.. i recently embarked on a introductory bible-study with the jws in my area.
i know that probably isn't music to most of your ears, but rest assured that i'm not remotely sold on their theology.
nor am i blind to the past scandals and current issues of the wtbts--i've read about four different scholarly works about the society.. i was raised as a lutheran, and i've had a decent amount of bible-schooling in the lutheran denomination.. my questions to you, those who would know, are these:.
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Welcome Nara!!